Wer kann mir das mal ins Englische übersetzen

[Martin]

My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8. Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N. Up N, WUCIWUG -- 0. I ws vvv brd in MON. 0 bt baas & ^^^^^. AAR8, my Ps wr -- they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt...IDTS!! I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again. 2day, I cam bk 2 skool. I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk. Now its BAU ...


Bis jetzt bin ich so weit:

My summer holidays were _________. Before we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and his three crying kids face to face. I love New York, it's great.But my parents were so ________ because of 9/11 they decided to stay in (Scotland?) and spend two weeks up north. Up north, _______________________. I was very very very bored in ________. ______but______________and_____________________.
And allright my parents were happy they (said in between?) And they were happy for the peace and quietness... IDIOTS!

I wanted to go home as soon as posible to see my mates again. Today I came back to school. I feel very happy because I have done all my homework. Now it's ________


Das Ganze ist ein Aufsatz einer 13-jährigen schottischen Schülerin, der (angeblich) so auch abgegeben wurde.



Gruß, Martin

Edit: die smileys im Text sehen real so aus: : - ) nur ohne Leerzeichen, aber r4f ändert die kombi in den Smiley

[Dennis87]

CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
WUCIWUG = WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
0 - Nothing
BAU - Business As Usual

[schumacheru]

KLICK und KLACK

Wollt jetzt net klugscheißen, aber ich find das Google-App so megageil

[Kurvenjunkie]

My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York, it's a great place.

But my parents were so worried because of the terrorism attack on September 11 that they decided we would stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north.

Up north, what you see is what you get - nothing. I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but sheep and mountains.

At any rate, my parents were happy. They said that it could be worse, and that they were happy with the peace and quiet. I don't think so! I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my mates again.

Today I came back to school. I feel very saintly because I have done all my homework. Now it's business as usual..."

[coke]

My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York; it’s great.

But my parents were so worried because of the terrorist attack on September 11 that they decided we would stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north.

Up north, what you see is what you get --nothing. I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but sheep and mountains.

At any rate, my parents were happy. They said that it could be worse, and that they were happy with the peace and quiet. I don’t think so! I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my mates again.

Today I came back to school. I feel very angelic because I have done all my homework. Now it’s business as usual…

http://www.yorku.ca/irlt/events/NetspeakIRLT0411.pdf

[Martin]

My summer holidays were complete waste of time, Before we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and his three crying kids face to face. I love New York, it's great.But my parents were so worried because of 9/11 they decided to stay in (Scotland?) and spend two weeks up north. Up north, what you see is what you get, nothing
. I was very very very bored in middle of nowhere.
Nothing but sheeps and mountains.
And allright my parents were happy they (said in between?) And they were happy for the peace and quietness... IDIOTS!
I wanted to go home as soon as posible to see my mates again. Today I came back to school. I feel very happy because I have done all my homework. Now it's business as usual.

Also, so in etwa...

[Jens]

Martin ,
was ist los , keine Heizdecken mehr ?

[Martin]

Obst ist mir ausgegangen...

[Jens]

da könnte ich aushelfen

[Martin]

Oh, danke!